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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Turkish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
bus driver
surgeon
ticket inspector
farmer
policeman
tramp
doctor
shepherd
policewoman
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