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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a Marshallese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
taxi driver
surgeon
soldier
dentist
milkman
student
shepherd
doctor
policewoman
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