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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
cappuccino
holder
leaked all over
a Somali
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
doctor
sailor
policeman
pilot
TV personality
shepherd
taxi driver
dentist
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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