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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
tea
holder
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
farmer
student
man
dentist
ticket inspector
sailor
tramp
surgeon
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.