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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Guatemalan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
policewoman
taxi driver
dentist
child
soldier
a spy
surgeon
milkman
man
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Dan
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