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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
policeman
dentist
soldier
policewoman
tramp
a spy
taxi driver
pilot
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.