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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
doctor
surgeon
shepherd
sailor
milkman
child
train driver
student
taxi driver
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Dan
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