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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
nanotube
leaked all over
an Anguillan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
taxi driver
shepherd
doctor
ticket inspector
dentist
tramp
man
pilot
student
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.