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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
nanotube
leaked all over
a Congolese (DRC)
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
doctor
surgeon
bus driver
milkman
a spy
taxi driver
shepherd
policeman
child
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