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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
nanotube
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
bus driver
a spy
taxi driver
milkman
man
shepherd
farmer
surgeon
child
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Dan
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