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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
nanotube
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
milkman
child
taxi driver
TV personality
policewoman
a spy
pilot
dentist
sailor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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