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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
nanotube
leaked all over
a New Zealander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
woman
sailor
man
shepherd
ticket inspector
doctor
taxi driver
train driver
policewoman
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Dan
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