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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Gabonese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
woman
train driver
milkman
tramp
soldier
a spy
dentist
pilot
taxi driver
student
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