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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
vibrator
leaked all over
a Tajik
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
bus driver
shepherd
milkman
student
farmer
pilot
doctor
surgeon
a spy
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