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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
vibrator
leaked all over
a South African
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
policeman
taxi driver
a spy
ticket inspector
tramp
pilot
policewoman
bus driver
surgeon
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Dan
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