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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
support beam
leaked all over
an Eritrean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
taxi driver
ticket inspector
surgeon
policeman
a spy
dentist
bus driver
tramp
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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