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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
pipe
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
train driver
soldier
tramp
man
ticket inspector
taxi driver
student
dentist
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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