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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
an Armenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
surgeon
woman
soldier
farmer
pilot
milkman
shepherd
student
ticket inspector
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