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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Greek
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
train driver
milkman
child
tramp
surgeon
pilot
dentist
woman
bus driver
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