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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
taxi driver
policewoman
surgeon
child
soldier
dentist
doctor
ticket inspector
woman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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