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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Gabonese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
TV personality
train driver
shepherd
bus driver
farmer
soldier
pilot
ticket inspector
policeman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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