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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Portuguese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
taxi driver
surgeon
train driver
shepherd
ticket inspector
farmer
woman
student
bus driver
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