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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Barbadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
milkman
surgeon
soldier
policewoman
a spy
man
tramp
taxi driver
child
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Dan
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