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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
crow
guard
leaked all over
a Colombian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
woman
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milkman
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shepherd
dentist
sailor
TV personality
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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