Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Puerto Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
surgeon
ticket inspector
soldier
policewoman
woman
bus driver
farmer
student
man
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.