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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Peruvian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
soldier
shepherd
a spy
policewoman
sailor
man
farmer
milkman
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.