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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Palauan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
dentist
policewoman
taxi driver
a spy
woman
child
shepherd
TV personality
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.