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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
a Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
train driver
policeman
surgeon
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woman
man
dentist
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