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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
TV personality
policewoman
bus driver
shepherd
doctor
sailor
taxi driver
policeman
dentist
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Dan
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