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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Micronesian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
policewoman
soldier
policeman
dentist
TV personality
tramp
ticket inspector
student
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.