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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Kosovan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
a spy
taxi driver
bus driver
train driver
pilot
soldier
policewoman
doctor
child
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Dan
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