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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
an Israeli
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
milkman
policeman
ticket inspector
a spy
soldier
shepherd
policewoman
tramp
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.