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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Guyanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
doctor
TV personality
policeman
tramp
milkman
surgeon
pilot
bus driver
shepherd
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