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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
tramp
ticket inspector
sailor
woman
TV personality
policewoman
soldier
dentist
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.