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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
tramp
train driver
taxi driver
farmer
dentist
a spy
pilot
sailor
woman
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Dan
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