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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
goose
guard
leaked all over
a Bermudian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
taxi driver
student
child
dentist
a spy
doctor
shepherd
ticket inspector
tramp
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.