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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
pilot
taxi driver
man
milkman
bus driver
dentist
ticket inspector
a spy
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.