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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
taxi driver
policeman
ticket inspector
doctor
surgeon
TV personality
milkman
a spy
sailor
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Dan
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