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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
an Ivorian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
doctor
student
woman
policeman
policewoman
dentist
child
pilot
surgeon
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