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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
bus driver
sailor
policewoman
milkman
ticket inspector
surgeon
soldier
policeman
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.