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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Yemeni
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
man
ticket inspector
child
pilot
doctor
woman
TV personality
train driver
sailor
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Dan
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