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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
gutter
leaked all over
an Egyptian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
milkman
pilot
a spy
taxi driver
ticket inspector
doctor
farmer
policewoman
TV personality
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.