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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
retainer
leaked all over
an Italian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
sailor
shepherd
ticket inspector
surgeon
dentist
policewoman
TV personality
taxi driver
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.