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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
rectifier
leaked all over
a British Virgin Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
pilot
tramp
surgeon
doctor
farmer
child
TV personality
dentist
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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