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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
oscillator
leaked all over
a Burmese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
train driver
dentist
pilot
doctor
a spy
child
surgeon
sailor
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.