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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
prosecco
dispenser
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
man
bus driver
farmer
tramp
soldier
taxi driver
child
shepherd
policeman
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