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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
cheap lager
dispenser
leaked all over
a Malaysian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
child
taxi driver
soldier
milkman
ticket inspector
a spy
TV personality
train driver
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