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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
woman
taxi driver
TV personality
train driver
ticket inspector
policeman
sailor
student
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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