Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
martini
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
snapped
fell off
froze
escaped
was smoking
deformed
overheated
blew up
bent
made a funny noise
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.