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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
chai latte
holder
leaked all over
a Nicaraguan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
policewoman
policeman
pilot
tramp
sailor
soldier
doctor
milkman
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.